Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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