He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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