so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
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You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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