You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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