he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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