I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
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