Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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