You're completely useless in the revolution.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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