last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
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I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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