Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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