My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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