please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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