Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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