First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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