I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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