So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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