Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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