you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
