NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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