it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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