If i come over, it means nothing
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
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I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
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