New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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