did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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