belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
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Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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