ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
bring money and cleavage
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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