Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
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