I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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