? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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