Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
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Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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