...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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