If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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