There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Every concussion has its silver lining
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
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I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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