You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
oh god the rape fog is back!
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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