Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
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She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
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he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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