This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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