It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think I died a long time ago.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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