I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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