i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Randomize