Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
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Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize