You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Redeem this text for a blowjob
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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