You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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