he thought i was a dude.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
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We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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