Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
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i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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