So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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