the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize