Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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