Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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