Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
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He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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