I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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