Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
No subtext here. People are naked.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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