Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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