how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
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You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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