The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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