Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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