How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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