so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
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Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
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I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.