Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
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What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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